Really does no one know how to surf!? I can teach you. And uh thanks
what can i say? i’ve had better things to do with my time. but hey, i guess i’d be willing to give it a go. dude, it’s a compliment. it’s actually kinda hot.
You wouldn’t drown. You look like a suffer guy. And lady lips really!?
nah, i’d drown. no idea how to surf. and yeah, you’re lips look lady-like.
What you have to have fun?! You aren’t surfing or anything!? The waves are great
surfing? no thanks, lady lips. i’d actually rather not drown.
Trust me, the bar here is fucking awesome. And they basically give you all the liquor you want! And don’t get me started on the chicks that hang out there.
liquor and chicks? now you’re speaking my language, bro.
Dude I haven’t seen you around. The bar’s the place to find adventure. You should totally check it out.
well, as a firm believer that alcohol can make anything better, i guess it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try. i’ll be there.
so much for “island of adventure”
